Rudy Giuliani’s new campaign ad features the candidate attempting to soften his tough-guy image by wearing a fuzzy red sweater vest while sitting in front of a Christmas tree. Speaking in jovial tones, he confides to the viewer, “I’ll be working to get everyone the same gift: a safer America, lower taxes, secure borders, job growth, fiscal discipline, strict constructionist judges — and probably a fruitcake or something.”
“They need a statement and they need to put it out right now that says this is a parody,” agreed Scarborough.
They then watched the entire ad a second time, mocking it with cries of “That’s exactly what my children ask for for Christmas! Strict constructionist judges!”
“This is surreal,” Scarborough marveled.