Friday, December 21, 2007

Giuliani jokes around in a fuzzy red sweater

Rudy Giuliani’s new campaign ad features the candidate attempting to soften his tough-guy image by wearing a fuzzy red sweater vest while sitting in front of a Christmas tree. Speaking in jovial tones, he confides to the viewer, “I’ll be working to get everyone the same gift: a safer America, lower taxes, secure borders, job growth, fiscal discipline, strict constructionist judges — and probably a fruitcake or something.”

“They need a statement and they need to put it out right now that says this is a parody,” agreed Scarborough.

They then watched the entire ad a second time, mocking it with cries of “That’s exactly what my children ask for for Christmas! Strict constructionist judges!”

“This is surreal,” Scarborough marveled.

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Thursday, November 1, 2007

Giuliani Mad Libs: a noun, a verb, and 9/11

Sen. Joe Biden nails Rudy Giuliani during Tuesday’s MSNBC debate: “And the irony is, Rudy Giuliani, probably the most underqualified man since George Bush to seek the presidency, is here talking about any of the people here. Rudy Giuliani… I mean, think about it! Rudy Giuliani. There’s only three things he mentions in a sentence — a noun, a verb, and 9/11. There’s nothing else! There’s nothing else! And I mean this sincerely. He’s genuinely not qualified to be president.”

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